Celebrities: Victoria Beckham
Paris Hilton Tries to Sell Her Stuff to Indians
Obviously, what the world needs most during a recession is a wider choice of ghastly accessories for hideous and ridiculous women who value style over substance. Not even India has been granted immunity from Paris Hilton’s range of handbags.
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David Beckham Dead But Still Buying Liz Taylor’s Jewels for Victoria
David Beckham doesn’t know the saying ‘you can’t polish a turd’ because he can’t read. So he also doesn’t know that he died in a car crash.
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Mel B wants to have even more kids
It is unclear whether Mel B (Melanie Brown) wants more children in the hope of getting her own council subsidised flat and increased benefits which the British government are always keen to hand out, or if she actually wants kids for the right reasons.
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David Beckham loves the number seven because that’s as high as he can count
At a time when over population is taking its toll on the planet’s resources surely the last thing we need is another Beckham for weak willed morons to drool over.
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Victoria Beckham has vagina envy over Tana Ramsay
Victoria Beckham’s life never seems to get any easier. Having abandoned her five week old daughter in order to get her lollipop and two gobstoppers figure back at the Steven Spielberg’s very reasonably priced $90,000 per week retreat, the vapid Beckham is now suffering a bout of vagina envy over her supposed best friend Tana Ramsay.
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Victoria Beckham: Starving to Lose Baby Weight and Regain Twig Body
Proving once again how utterly bland and superficial she is, Victoria ‘ breasts of a grapefruit tree’ Beckham,is already focussing more on regaining her size zero child body than she is on feeding silicone milk to recently shat out pink-dressed mannequinette and potential infant fashionista, Harper Seven, just five weeks old.
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Victoria Beckham is heartbroken by her thinning hair
She hasn’t been forced into a pen with pipes attached to her udders and milked to death; no, Victoria Beckham’s hair is going a bit thin.
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Matt Bellamy and Kate Hudson plug Microsoft with baby Bing
Perhaps Bing will turn out to be an all-knowing oracle, a well of information or font of all knowledge and his name will then be justified, but it’s more likely that he’ll grow up in his father’s shadow.
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David and Victoria Beckham give Birth and this time it’s a pink one!
David and Victoria Beckham, the dimwitted ball kicker and unchallenged first lady of vacuousness and famous clothes wearer have squeezed another youngster into the world. Harper Seven Beckham is born.
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Vera Bradley Fall 2011 Bag Collection is Here – and who cares?
Bags and shoes for women have become the equivalent of a Porsche key fob for men. A stupid status symbol that is only recognised as cool by other stupid and materialistic people who are impressed by such foolishness.
