Celebrities
News and articles about famous people, show stars, politicians and other celebrities that are suffering from an illness, a condition, or a disease. Find out how they are dealing with it and what kind of treatment they are going through
Carry on Camping: It’s the end of the world. Again.
If I’d spent my entire life avoiding murder and adultery and without coveting my neighbour’s house or wife’s ass, I’d be after greater recompense than a Ferrero Rocher or two when I get to heaven.
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Alicia Silverstone welcomes baby Bear Blu into the world
Alicia Silverstone, advocate of the vegan diet and animal rights campaigner has at last welcomed a new face into her growing fold in the form of her son, the 7lbs 15 oz Bear Blu Jarecki.
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Sufjan Stevens talks depression and music
“You know, I don’t think my music is important, I don’t think it’s changing the world, I don’t think it’s art. I just think it’s music. It is what it is.” ~ Sufjan Stevens
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John Walker loses his fight with liver cancer
“The three of us had the most incredible adventure together, all the time not realizing that we were part of pop history. His music will live on, and therefore so will John Walker.”
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Lady Gaga absolutely gagging for it: Judas video ‘leaked’
Gaga’s dance moves looks like Christine Aguilera’s ugly sister demonstrating how to assemble a shelving unit from Ikea whilst trying to remove marmite from her armpits and inner thighs.
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Belgian Malinois is the secret hero of Bin Laden’s fake death
It now transpires that Barack Obama’s credit stealing has been found out today as news is claiming that the mastermind behind the operation to terminate Osama Bin Laden wasn’t in fact Obama and top CIA bods but instead a Belgian Malinois whose identity must of course be kept secret to avoid violently deadly reprisals.
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Geri Halliwell introduces dull bikini range
I kind of admire Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell, she compensated for her lack of talent with remarkable gung ho spirit, and is still managing to remain in the public eye, despite being famous for being famously crap.
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Transformers Star Huntington-Whiteley Wins Maxim’s Most Wank Worthy Accolade
In her starring role in the forthcoming third, and no doubt cerebral, Transformers movie, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the body turned actress replaced Megan Fox after Fox apparently upset the director by referring to him as ‘Hitler’, which isn’t his name.
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Death Race 2011: Wacky Races for frat boys
Say the words ‘Death Race’ and most of us probably imagine the 1975 classic high speed, macho, sci-fi romp starring Sylvester Stallone and David Carradine as a bunch of futuristic, Wacky Racer-esque petrol heads trying to kill each other in between bouts of shambolic,naked 70‘s style gratuity.
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Royal Couple wedding SHOCKER: secret royal wedding stuns public
In a shocking revelation, officials at Buckingham Phallus have issued a statement confirming that Kate Middleton (Kiddleton) and Prince William (Pilliam) have been married in a secret ceremony that took place in London, capital of The England, over the past weekend.
