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Guitar legend Bert Jansch dies
Legendary guitarist Bert Jansch has lost his battle with cancer at the age of 67. The musician, hailed by some as the British Bob Dylan, was a leading figure of the British folk revival in the 60s and a founding member of Pentagle. Born in Glasgow on 3 November 1943, he released 23 solo albums, the last of which, The Black Swan (2006), featured collaborations with Beth Orton and Devendra Banhart.
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Scarlett Johansson says respect my privacy
So apparently some naked Scarlett Johansson photos have emerged on the internet. And apparently they were acquired by less-than-savoury means. The star claims the culprit hacked her phone and extracted the images.
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Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher to split? SNORE
Apparently, Demi Moore recently tweeted that an implication that she had had a row with her husband and is now trying to get over it. But, as celebrity rumour mills go, someone quickly decided this was enough to start saying that this may be a sure sign that the couple are splitting up.
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Infomercials King Don Lapre found dead in jail cell
TV Salesman Don Lapre has been found dead in his jail cell, the authorities said. The apparent cause of death - suicide.
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Doritos inventor dies
Arch West, the inventor of Doritos (the tasty snack) has passed away at the age of 97. According to information acquired by TMZ, the legend will be buried with three different flavours of his prized invention.
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Hugh Hefner says he had sex once a week with 24-year-old ex
Oh deary me. As if it wasn’t embarrassing enough to see Hugh Hefner declare yet another engagement to a blonde 20-something-year-old Playboy bunny, but to then have to defend statements issued to the media by said Playboy bunny, is almost too much to bear.
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Kirsten Dunst thinks people who don’t get depressed are weird
I was going to write another interesting article about Beyonce’s latest amazing revelation - that pregnancy is a gift - but then thought that even the most persevering of CWD readers would become bored of the spoilt, small-minded woman’s inane babble. SO, for a change, we get Kirsten Dunst instead!
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Kirstie Alley doesn’t just want sex anymore
At the (wise) age of 60, Kirstie Alley has finally realised that there is not too much to be said for casual sex.
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Beyonce “feels empowered” by pregnancy
Isn’t it wonderful that Beyonce has found something else to feel “empowered” about.
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Sarah Jessica Parker talks to herself
Sarah Jessica Parker is a busy mum of three and a career chick (well, not so much since Sex and the City went under, but who knows - there’s always Sex and the City 3 and 4 and 67. It’ll be just like the series but even more boring).
