Hugh Hefner says he had sex once a week with 24-year-old ex

Published: September 25, 2020

Oh deary me. As if it wasn’t embarrassing enough to see Hugh Hefner declare yet another engagement to a blonde 20-something-year-old Playboy bunny, but to then have to defend statements issued to the media by said Playboy bunny, is almost too much to bear.

Crystal Harris, 25, agreed to marry the 84-year-old tycoon at the end of last year. To everyone’s shock and surprise, it turns out Crystal was actually rather put off by the idea of having sex with a man who could (at a stretch) be old enough to be her great-grandfather.

In an interview with Harold Stern, after she walked out on Hef, Harris apparrently said the couple only had sex once and that it lasted “like two seconds”. She added that she was “not turned on by Hef” and “had never seen him naked”.

Some may ask the question as to why she then consented to marrying the pensioner. Or, like so often is the case, things just are what they seem. I don’t think it is unfair to say that Harris has truly exposed herself as a gold-digging, attention-seeking whore.

And in light of these remarks, Hef has managed to expose himself as a sad old man who is trying to make his luck with young porn stars last as long as he can (and at any expense).

“We had sex once a week,” he claims. A completely normal amount for a 25-year-old about to get married, I’m sure.

But there’s more. In a further attempt to win back his macho image and restore his reputation, he does his best to wangle in a story about the couple’s ever-so-romantic first meeting:

“We had sex with her and a girlfriend,” he tells The Hollywood Reporter. ”We had sex the first night that we met with another girl, and it was such a nice relationship that I kept them both over for a weekend.”

He also says that it was Harris, who was into the idea of marriage, not him. (Can’t think why). Anyway, the point is that Hef has quickly found consolation in not one, but TWO new bunnies. Click here to read the full story. And he has not given up on the idea of love just yet.

“I’m looking for a partner,” he says. “A romantic partner.”

God knows, there might be another 6 years left in him.

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Published September 25, 2020 by Anna A. in Celebrities
Tags: Crystal Harris, gold-digging, Hugh Hefner, sex